var random_number = Math.random();
if (random_number < .12)
   {
   document.write('Where we have strong emotions, we are liable to fool ourselve');
   }
else if (random_number < .24)
   {
   document.write('A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself');
   }     
else if (random_number < .36)
   {
   document.write('Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing');
   }
else if (random_number < .48)
   {
   document.write('Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten');
   } 
else if (random_number < .60)
   {
   document.write('When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane');
   } 
else if (random_number < .72)
   {
   document.write('He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever');
   } 
else if (random_number < .85)
   {
   document.write('All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income');
   }        
else 
   {
   document.write('The silent man is wonderful to listen to');
   }